"The one-season show originally aired in 1964, but it was later revived in the ‘80s and then again in the ‘90s (that one had a ton of horrible computer-animated scenes that took place in a virtual reality world, because it was the ‘90s)."

"Dean stop riding the Perfect Man."

Because the Internet actually did do a great job.

It would somehow involve Lobot surreptitiously experimenting on people in Cloud City in order to extend Lando's life. We won't be allowed to know anything about him in the movie itself. All of Lobot's background will be explained in supplemental materials like TED talks or viral videos.

Good lord, this was a fucking perfect action movie. I'm not sure if I've ever been as consistently entertained by an action movie for the entirety of its run time.

God I hope not. But The Next Mutation might be the closest given how much Peter Laird hated the female turtle.

This leads to me wonder how he'll approach the role. You think the director would encourage him to use the Uncle Ruckus voice?

He's also black in the new show. And since Rocksteady and Bebop never showed up in either the original movies, or the original comics for that matter, I doubt they really care what's 'canon'.

Wasn't Bebop's original form black in the '87 cartoon, though?

Not too worry, they'll be rescued by Axel Ford, Judge Reinhold and Tom Cruise soon enough.

*looks at photograph* Really?

Wasn't aware of that, actually. Nevertheless, I'm not saying he's actually being Leopold III or anything. But, his endeavors do have some unfortunate overtones that are gonna inevitably be uncomfortable and awkward in a supposedly feel-good movie primarily for American audiences.

Intentional or not, here's the thing. A white guy randomly going out into the middle of nowhere, assuming the land is up for grabs, and planting a flag there is a fairly fitting description of European Colonialism. Not to mention that the article says he's actually trying to develop the land. Rather big blunder on…

James L. Brooks:
"Gentleman, we need to sink this Harry Shearer leaving The Simpsons ship and fast! Time to call in a favor from Washington."

"What proof is this? Some huge number? "

And did someone say "long lost quintuplets"?

Uhh, no Peg. *flushes toilet*

Diego Luna as Jaxxon the Space Rabbit or GTFO.

Mac Men

So, things that I knew about Jem: there was a comically evil band that never got arrested and remained hugely famous despite their rampant, flagrantly illegal actions, and a hologram dressed in workout clothes. These are the things that made it outrageous, truly, truly outrageous. Why aren't these there?