So, can we just call this feature 'Get A Job, Internet!' from now on?

Although a legal drama starring Frankenstein could be secretly amazing.

Is there any evidence that the Hamburglar ever actually ate hamburgers? I mean, Hamburgling could mean a lot of different things depending on the context.

Just finished watching it. Had a really great time. Delivered most of what I wanted, overstuffed as it was. The cave scene was indeed pointless. There's so little left of the original scene I can't even justify its existence vis a vis the next Thor movie. Nothing done there that couldn't have been done better with…

Could be worse. At least it's not that godawful Right-On and Dumbass movie preview thing they did a while ago.

While it is a little weird and more than likely had to do with name recognition, I will say that I found Golan's original voice pretty grating.

Good to know they're sticking with the total lack of subtlety already present in the DC movieverse. Would have been genuinely disturbing were this, oh say, 2001. I feel like he's gonna blast some SlipKnot on his discman after this photo shoot.

The potential for Batfleck to introduce himself as the Goddamn Batman has increased exponentially!

Mmf, and considering said consultant also walked off unable to even get the producers to change the costumes to reflect the proper tribe, it was probably a lost cause in the first place.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

This is true. I don't really know what the context was, but it comes off as genuinely dismissive. I don't think it was a suggestion of accommodation, it seems to be more like 'we don't care if you're offended, even though we hired a cultural consultant to avoid this sort of thing'

“If you guys are so sensitive, you should leave,”
So, Happy Madison told a bunch of Native Americans that if they didn't like how they were appropriating their culture they should go away? Nothing offensive or ironic there.

Actually Ashton, this isn't about what sort of person would steal a chicken. This is about ethics in Chicken Journalism.

"Forgive me, my friend!"
"NEVER!"

Saget, having entered some form of a fugue state, becomes Danny Tanner and launches into a long, often laborious, ultimately depressing story of how he met Michelle's mother.

Damn him and his jet-black hair!

Also, let's make sure that there are flashbacks to her childhood on Paradise Island interspersed through the movie that don't really inform the narrative at all.

Statue of Superman with the words "FALSE GOD" written in BLOOD RED.
You know, I really admire Zach Snyder's commitment to subtlety.

1. J.J. lies. Of course it's Tatooine, just like of course Kahn was in the second Star Trek movie.
2.It's been thirty years of conflict since Jedi. Old canon's out, so even though Palpy bit the dust there's still a war on.
3.He's in it. But it's sounding like he's playing a supporting role.
4. Yes.
5.Probably so. Yes.
6. A…

Stupid Sexy Star Wars Trailer.