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"Are you Lucy Liu?"
Madeleine Albright-bot looks over at the romantic candlelit dinner the nerd has set up.
"Sure."

Yeah, I think the only thing that really makes it clear (beyond the kid stuff) is when Malcolm is creeping on her.

They're in a relationship, true. She wants kids and he hates them initially, which sets up Grant's arc. It's not really a subplot, though. It's all kept to the margins.

There's a romance subplot in the new Jurassic Park movie? Oh dear. And here I was hoping we were just gonna have another fun romp through the park where the attractions eat the tourists.

"Game Of Thrones excels at fully rendered human stories in a fantasy world"

If they're gonna insist on separate universes, the simplest thing would be to just make Wally West or Jay Gerrick Movie!Flash. Seems like it would be just confusing and redundant to have a movie telling Barry's origin again only a couple years after the show did it.

Have 3-8 already, so that should be sufficient. Now all I need is 100 burritos for $100 to sustain me through my Golden Age Simpsons-athon

Still needs moar Eric Roberts

It's a beige alert!

I hear Paul Walker's brother is available.

Years after bothering to learn the language, I'm still disappointed to know that Mr. Sparkle isn't claiming to banish anything to the land of Wind and Ghosts on the box, he's just assuring us it's a "Power Clean".

This deal has all the appeal of a dollar store DVD bundle but with none of its whimsical, trashy charm.

A literal gasp escaped my mouth when I read the headline. Robert Z'Dar, I Z'don't think I'll ever forget you appearing from inside that nurse's cart in Samurai Cop. May you continue to harangue Joe Estevez about his soultaking quota in the Afterlife.

It looks so much better…a beautiful sky blue!

Your excellency, have you ever been in love?
No. I thought I was once but then I remember our species reproduces with a cloud of spores.

So, in this dystopia the Juggaloes have taken over and forced us all to eat breakfast sandwiches?

"coming home to find out your old man ran over your cat"
Wasn't that Squall's backstory?

There goes Moffat, deliberately fucking with the Sherlock and Doctor Who fanbases, yet again.

The kid will be back on the escalator again. Willem will finally see the sailboat, definitively closing off that dangling plot thread.

No. You'll get your "watch Daenerys futz about Mereen while a conspiracy unfolds for two seasons" and like it!