I'm sure Marky Mark can figure it out. He just needs to be scientific, douchebag. Identify the… rules… design the experiment… careful observation, measurements, that's what he's trying to do, interpret the experimental pattern, interpret—- He just needs a fucking second!

"Go ahead… won't show on this shirt."

A Million Ways to Smoke Thai in The West?

GOD. DAMMIT. VERMONT. A Million Way To Die In The West?! Really?! I am so so so disappointed in my home state.

Is it me, or what we should be actually gleaning from this review is that Dowd is clearly a New Girl devotee? Do you think he ships? I hope he ships.

Don't praise the machine.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!" "You stupid monkey!"

I would describe his behavior in public as probably more socially awkward than out-and-out dickish.

Fuck. I won't pretend that I loved everything he did or that the things he did had ever had a huge impact on my life. But dammit, when he was good he was great! Too see a man who was could be so witty, so manic and so damn gleeful end his life in such a way just breaks the heart.

I went and saw Guardians again instead of this. I believe this to be a good decision.

There he goes, one of the world's greatest, cheapest purveyors of schlock. For all the things he did to Superman and Supergirl, at the very least I can say that he gave me Enter The Ninja and the phrase Electric Boogaloo. RIP Menahem.

"Make me!" - As George walks down the street playing a saxophone.

It's really closer to Upstate New York, mostly Albany expressions.

Speech! Speech!

His name’s Gary. And we don’t need any more lawsuits, okay?

Damn, that's good. What are you, on Clu Gulager watch or something?

I think part of the fanbase would think that'd be a positive direction for her character.

Well, now we know why Skye is so special. For she IS the child of the Kwisatz Haderach! The Sleeper has awakened!

Chevy Nova?

Good is subjective. Not a great movie in and of itself.It's easily the best in terms of Turtles movies. Raph's the only one with an arc to speak of, but none of the characters are given short shrift. As I grew up, I really came to appreciate Shredder's turn as a Fagin-like cult leader inducting the young into his…