Jeez, I sure am glad all those lessons Zach Braff learned in Garden State and Scubs, allowed him to finally find his purpose in life: to tell stories about himself trying to find his purpose in life.

I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. It's like a frickin' teddy bear jambaroo around here!

Dan Fogler waits patiently at a Starbucks for his agent's call.

Well, hey, why not get Orci involved. After all, he seems to specialize in gleefully stupid, poorly constructed, sci-fi plots anyways. It will be the best adaptation of Power Rangers since Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie!

NBC: We Peacock Constantine!

Go bother Steve Guttenberg. He's behind the Chinese checkers.

I thought there was some pretty good insight into the nature of fantasy stories. It's easy to be a virtuous hero when you're young, you have no concept of your own mortality, you don't have a concept of wealth, and finding love isn't of particular interest. Doing the good and noble thing is easy for Kent because he…

After going back to lusting after his children's Aunt, Ted was then hunted for sport by Robin's father. Ray Wise would not tolerate Ted Mosby's general asshattery.

Still holding out for more kids named Seamus, wee baby or otherwise.

Yeah, but nobody's that observant.

Wasn't the point of the song in the movie, at least initially, to satirize our conformist, consumer-driven, lackadaisical monoculture?

Soooo, Skittlebrau is on tap, then?

Cooper went on to note that, "Actually, it's pronounced "Whi-TE Cas-TEL" which is Algonquin for "the good food."

What is he, a supervillain?

Lich, technically.

I hope it gets endorsed somehow. That way, maybe we can have Drunk Cersei's smug mug plastered on the Lannister Wine.

"Oh, what luck; there's a French fry stuck in my beard!"

I'd have liked to see him as Superman one more time, but hey, sure, Ray Palmer, why not? He did a good job. Superman Returns was fine, it just needed a little more action at the end. Like, what if a Giant Spider appeared on the Kryptonite Island?

Things Lindsay has sued for looking like her: 1) A creepy talking baby in an E-Trade Ad and 2) A skanky character among many in a GTA game. Honestly, I feel like she's internalizing a lot of stuff. I'd give her a hug, but she looks sticky so I won't.

The Expendables 3: Frasier Stole Harrison's Hat While He Was Napping