Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey. Or whatever the Inspector Spacetime equivalent is.

But how will I know if this man has a devil-may-care attitude and bucks authority at every turn? His TRENCHCOAT?!

Shh, you shouldn't mention that name under penalty of torture!

Eh, as far as I'm concerned, the entirety of Doctor Who is very much "your mileage may vary". Every iteration has some cool eps and some really crap ones. Moffat's is no different really.

Anybody who says Doctor Who is hard sci-fi, has to have a talk with Roman. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

More like it would invite an even more devastating attack on the Baldwin and Arquette Residences.

Oh sure, we're all laughing about it now but wait till they bomb the Francos' house then we'll have something to cry aboot!

This is all just pretext for when North Korean agents actually DO kidnap James Franco so Kim Jong Un can make his own version of Your Highness.

Welp, let it be said that people tried. But hey, at least there'll be some more Rick and Morty for Dan Harmon to work on.

Personally, I'd just like to see the triumphant return of the guy who played Big Love on House to the Atlas Shruggedaverse.

The editors at the AV Club would like to apologize for the fault in the reporting of the Saved By The Bell Lifetime TV movie. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

How would it go GoT style? All hail Elizabeth, second of her name, Of the House of Windsor, Queen of The Angles and the Welsh, and the Scots. Lord of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland and Protector of the Realm?

Hey! How about Harry Cherry's Moon Ice Cream! The twist will be that its BBQ rib flavored!

I can't be the only one who was expecting Unfrozen Caveman Frogurt!

How will the Queen convince the Dothraki to cross the Poison Sea?

The Lazy Sunday ice cream should be Pibb flavored with chunks of red vines. I hear that's crazy delicious.

I seriously love Ken's eyepatch. It makes him look like a Bond villain.

Every time he came on screen all I could think was: Ken Cosgrove still has to wear an eyepatch. Ken Cosgrove is still wearing an eyepatch! And it's messing with his depth perception!

Agent Gristle McBackstab!

Does this diminish the series as a whole? Maybe. I'm a latecomer. I wrote it off as CBS 3-camera drivel with nothing to really "say" about anything. But I got into it and really enjoyed the characters, the sharp trope inversions, and the neat continuity nods. I think I was expecting it to end with a little more to…