How do you wipe your ass with nails like that?

Man, that January Vogue cover is going to age overnight if she winds up convicted on felony assault charges.

As an old AND a person who has worked with electronics and sensors for 30 years, I would rather DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR and not rely on buggy equipment and software to do it for me

No, the normal window would shatter into thousands of pieces, as it is supposed to. Tesla catches fire from an accident, doors jam and precious seconds are lost as ERS cannot successfully break the glass instantly. They will, what, need to use an axe? While you burn.

No, it would not.

Wait until the actual vaportruck specs and pricing come out, probably more like 2024 and decide then. This thing is just a BS hype exercise at this point, wouldn’t go making any plans based on it. Unless you feel like your “$35000” model 3 was delivered on time and at the promised cost, in which case there’s no hope…

He has a drug problem, and he’s too rich to have to listen to anyone tell him to go to rehab.

Yeah they pretty much cemented that Mac users were insufferable hipsters and PC users were normal and laid back. 

Amen. They put me off Apple

The ads went a long way to establish a douchey reputation. Seriously, they were extremely irritating.

Myles, the article was going great. I was with you until “boring white dude”. Why does every single piece nowadays have to be about gender and race? If you find the character boring, you can say boring, no need to bring up race. If race is an issue (which it isn’t cause you know, Dany’s white too) why do you have to…

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…

He has a PhD in Punching harmless Damsels.

For those who got those huge discounts, I wonder if Tesla took out the necessary payroll tax on that from their checks, or at least bothered to tell them that it’s considered income and they will need to pay tax on it.

Doesn’t matter, it could be a garbage product and THOSE PEOPLE will still use it and cry tears of joy to Apple.

It is now.

You are an idiot.

Fuck off.