Rumors on the Street are that he is going to appoint Grimes as the new Tesla CFO.

Here comes the wrongful death lawsuit against the estate.

Is anything cool/rebellious anymore?  Some my greatest memories in life involved getting very high with friends when we were very young.  Today, when I see people wearing weed-themed clothing or smoking it in public... I sort of feel sorry for them for being so unhip.  It was fun and rebellious when it was dangerous…

If Grimes is a hardcore drug-user, it would explain why Musk’s behavior went off the rails right around the time he started having her around.

You’re almost completely right about no company *not* wanting to get paid.  The exception is the huge, inefficient, dumb government... who are relying on computer systems from the 1970's in some cases (IRS).  They have no problem losing your paperwork and then coming after you years later, because debt-collections…

A lot of self-loathing Mexicans want this job.

Social D is from Orange County, one of the most reliably Republican areas of the Country.  I expect that there is a substantial overlap between fans of both groups.

Actually, if you read the poorly-worded disclosure carefully, it was on her credit score, but she “never realized” it.  Which is a total lie, IMO.

$420/share.  Roofle.

Well it’s not like she has been dating really respectful men her whole life.

If Omarosa knew Trump was a racist, surely she was doing all POC a disservice by showing up on tv as much as she could to shill for him and tell us all he is not a racist. Don’t get me wrong, I would bet anything that he used the N-word and probably did on tape. But Omarosa is a lying sociopath too... and I frankly…

My favorite part is that she took out loans and just “forgot” about them. Any reasonable person who intended to pay back those loans would have forged through hell or high water to make sure that those loans didn’t trash their credit score. Heck, she could have made one call to her school’s financial aid office... but…

Nearly a 100% certainty that he does not have the money lined up. The Board is scrambling to do damage control, because they’re in the dark, which proves this was all a hallucination. They realize that Musk has lost his mind to the point that he is actively taunting the SEC to issue a restraining order preventing him…

You realize that you are arguing with people who don’t care about legislation or regulation, they just think “Elon Musk is totally rad, bro.  The short sellers are bogus!!!”

What he did was a fraudulent, criminal act.   So unless you find his opponents committing crimes against Tesla, you’re not allowed to engage in whataboutism.  Oh, and the fake factory sabotage that Musk hallucinated about doesn’t count.

“I can’t place a bet with 2000 chips when I have zero assuming I’ll be able to pay off the 2000 chips.” Your knowledge of gambling is as bad as your knowledge of stocks as a commodity.  What do you think a marker is?  How many markers do you think get taken out a day in Vegas?  A lot.

No, it’s the securities regulation that is the problem.

All these people know about stocks is that they can use them to lie to girls and bars at pretend they’re rich in a failed attempt to seduce them. Girl: “What do you do for a living?” Moron: “I’m like into stocks and shit. That shit is dope, yo.” The only type of stock most of these posters are familiar with is chicken…

Securities are complex instruments, traded in a highly-regulated environment. Your sixth-grade understanding of the market and positioning remind me of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. What do you think of borrowing shares in order to take a short position on a stock? You:”totally bogus!!!”

“potentially”?  lol.  He did too much drugs that day and started hallucinating on Twitter, and he now may be looking at being banned from his own company and/or criminal charges.