I’m voting for her, but she sure looks like an android AI learning how to express the human emotion of laughter in that video.

I opened up my Nest app for the first time in forever today, and apparently you can share your phone’s location with your Nest (I have a 1st Gen) and it will never put the HVAC on “Away” while your phone is at home.

I opened up my Nest app for the first time in forever today, and apparently you can share your phone’s location with…

He literally has a book out called “Whores.”

The sun was shining at a funny angle.

Isn’t it easier to just say that it is your 3rd cousin’s parent with whom you share a common ancestor. And hopefully only one.

There are rumors on the internet that the indictment may be amended in coming weeks to include charges of attempting to purchase the Brooklyn Bridge under false pretenses on behalf of the PLA.

This was the Russian equivalent of Putin telling Rosberg to go home and get his shinebox.

As a former civil rights attorney who loves getting into huge arguments with the cops (usually we both know the cop is doing something completely improper), the one thing I would never do is disobey a lawful order. Go stand over there and put your hands on the hood? Sure... I’ll deal with this situation later and…

PROTIP: Run. Unless your attacker is a serial killer you have a 99.5% chance of survival.

FERPA not HIPAA.

This has to do with Bills of Attainder and Parliament acting stupid and doing stupid shit, not the hypocritical imperialist patriarchy that you probably now think that I am a part of too since I am making a HIS-torical observation.

World War III: Tokyo Drift

Can’t. My brain was unable to process the sentence, and I have now reached an age where that results in me not wasting the time trying.

Very insightful, and as excellent as your English is, it is a tiny bit off, Comrade. I like the username, I am also a great fan of Tolstoy.

Email the NSA and ask.

You know we’re reading all the communications, right?

Are you the Gatekeeper?

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what…

Reading lawyer profiles makes me want to puke. Lawyers in general make me want to puke.

Isn’t the older brother from Mr. Belvedere?