Well, he would play the part a lot less gay than Jackman.

That seems a little weird.

SHITx2

SHIT

It reflects getting fucked in the ass.

RIPD is an acronym? Am I supposed to be pronouncing the title as "ripped"? I've been verbally spelling it out, but I don't want to look like an idiot while making sarcastic comments about a movie I haven't seen.

I don't really understand why the motion-capture films get dismissed in this article while What Lies Beneath gets a revisionist treatment. All of these movies have flaws, but I don't see what elevates this one above the others.

I will not stand for this bald-faced oppression of hairless, white men. Soon we'll have follicle tests as a requirement for voting privileges and shampoo purchases.

I think you're going to have to euthanize your kid. Try to preserve the organs.

He derriered her in the ass if you know what I mean.

Does Diana Ross count as black Judy Garland?

The real VanDerWerff died. His account is controlled by an unknown individual who goes by the name Anel Mahnud.

You forgot Amy Poehler.

Gene Siskel writes for the AV Club?

Most of the stuff you guys interpreted as Allen homages comes from the movie Living in Oblivion. It's not the first [adult swim] series to use that film as a template either. Sealab 2021 has a similar episode.

Most of the stuff you guys interpreted as Allen homages comes from the movie Living in Oblivion. It's not the first [adult swim] series to use that film as a template either. Sealab 2021 has a similar episode.

Heaven and Mel should be adapted as a mockumentary.

Heaven and Mel should be adapted as a mockumentary.

I'm here to increase the amount of comments praising this column.

Who's the target audience for this thing?
Aside from the legions of Americans seduced by mawkish sentimentality, should I expect there to be a crowd who's sympathetic to CEOs? Specifically, are there Americans who admire the rich so much that they feel the American people should be complacent with them, despite their…