Was he wearing appropriate pants though?

i didn’t forget it. if you mention it then its not a surprise. and where’s the fun in that?

sorry, but its in the Constitution. its not my call. Thomas Jefferson was a big fan.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.