For when one has to make a giant Crème Brûlée

You either don’t understand what disabled means or you’re an asshole. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and go with asshole.

my guess is, its kind of a funny thing. a lot of technophiles like musk in general, and the design does look kind of cool. for 500 bucks you could get a fairly high quality replica sword too. and it would be about as practical to own. so it may well be they just want an interesting wall hanger and want to be in on the…

Have you ever lived in a area that’s prone to wild fires where tens of thousands of acres burn on a yearly basis?

Because it’s a cool looking gun thing that shoots fire. I have spent $500 on much, much dumber things than that.

I still use citronella candles even though I know they don’t work. Probably the same principle as a flu shot. It’ll give me protection against 10% of the bugs out there, might as well light one. Flamethrower serves two purposes fun and trying to kill mosquitoes with it.

People are buying them because Musk has built a personality cult to rival that of Donald Trump.

Mosquitoes

Don’t judge rednecks too harshly, the fucking mosquitoes around these parts are a pain in the ass. I would buy one, but I’m afraid of this happening

Hi, I don’t make it over to these waters much, but I just wanted to say that the your title of “Space Writer” is fucking badass.

Me too. The reason why I loved Pebble (and still proudly wear my Pebble Time Steel everyday), was that Pebble truly “got” what a smartwatch should be. Apple and Google are making smartwatches (or smarwatch OSes) that try to cram an entire phone-like experience on your wrist. Pebble focused on being a good watch with…

Wouldn’t it be great if they made headphones that didn’t require power and could be directly plugged into the phone? Furthermore, the cord that connected these headphones to the phone could also be used to ensure they would never be lost!

Jesús actually drives a zero-turn mower, so they’re technically levers. He’s the Gardener of Gethsemane.

No. Jesus rode in of his own Accord.

I have nothing productive to add to this conversation but CAKE IS NOT BETTER THAN PIE!!! #HappyPiDayMotherFuckers

C’mon ladies, it’s just some moobs, get over it. They’re natural and stop body shaming and whatever. Every man is beautiful or something. Insert ridiculous facebook glurge garbage here.

You know how I know that photo is fake? The woman with the spray guy is looking at him, but she’s not crying.

That’s no dust devil. That’s a transporter beam.

Wormsign!

This really reminds me of the basaltic plains I've seen in Eastern Washington. Ancient glaciers flowed and receded across these rocks laid down by still more ancient vulcanism. The features here suggest volcanoes and glaciers.