Jesús actually drives a zero-turn mower, so they’re technically levers. He’s the Gardener of Gethsemane.

No. Jesus rode in of his own Accord.

C’mon ladies, it’s just some moobs, get over it. They’re natural and stop body shaming and whatever. Every man is beautiful or something. Insert ridiculous facebook glurge garbage here.

You know how I know that photo is fake? The woman with the spray guy is looking at him, but she’s not crying.

The burgundy one with a bad cylinder with a tall blonde man screaming obscenities at it at every red light? I owe you a beer, thank you for your patience.

That was *your* Grand Am at every intersection in a snowstorm in Denver in 2003? My Subaru and I hate you. :)

“tire traction device”

darker than black, shinsekai yori and psycho-pass are some great binge worthy anime, but yeah, the best one is FMA:B.