Guacamole is the FDR of dips; it will put people to work, save the planet from fascism, and overcome any crippling adversity. If you want to beat it, you better amend the constitution to keep it from even running.

Classic salsa is great but it's only one type of salsa. A vote for guacamole is a vote for countless, delicious variations, and freedom.

OHH, and Buffalo Chicken is not?! Seriously get the fuck out of here with that shit.

Take the processed cheese slop back to whatever trailer park you crawled out of.

Closest Buffalo has come to a championship in decades.

FUCK ALL OF YOU! 99.9% of voters of Buffalo Chik dip have never even eaten it. Stop pulling your pud on the idea of that dip and do the right thing for once and vote for Salsa. You are the reason we can't have nice things anymore.

Then baby poop is delicious.

All of you Guac haters need to be punched in the face by gorillas.

People like you are the reason god flooded the earth.

I respect your love for dips made from whatever you scrape off the bottom of a boat but 7 layer dip is delicious.

Alright, y'all. Peace offering. At least we can all agree that we're glad tapenade lost early.

Guacamole is king of this list and anyone who says differently should drown in a sea of gasoline.

I suspect sour grapes from people who support BIG CRAB. That's the only reason I could see this Guy Fieri- abortion beating good, honest 7 layer dip.

I'd say "tasting like congealed garbage-juice" is a technical difficulty.

7-layer taco dip laying the wood to buffalo chicken dip, as is right and proper. Faith in humanity restored.

I'm heartened by the fact that the Elite Eight reflects this country's shifting demographics and growing Latino populace.

I'm just going to go ahead and say this right now, for the record:

"This is not slavery, therefore it seems pretty okay" is a spectacularly dumb argument.

Hey asshole, it's a job. We have workplace regulations and wage laws for everyone. Regardless of what that job is.

A friend of mine was an NFL cheerleader. She quit to be a dancer in a cage in a casino because the pay was better and the work was less degrading. I wish I were making this up.