It looks like my private prediction that the Seahawks wouldn't win a Super Bowl until Hell freezes over is about to come true.

YOU BURN IN HELL TOO.

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

All these nicknames are unbearable.

California: Texas

Seriously, fuck Texas.

That's not beer hockey. This

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.

Shouldn't Arizona's arrow point south?

do Canadians have ANY INTEGRITY???

Not an asshole, just a big dick.

Just spotted Pete Carroll with 12 items in the 10 items or less line.

Bullshit. Carolina coulda been called for half a dozen personal fouls in the first quarter from their cornerbacks alone. I'm a Carolina fan and it was mind blowing how fucking distracted we were trying to act like tough guys rather than playing fucking football. Part of why we got dominated from the mid 2nd quarter on…

Marques. Duh. Sad.

For those too dumb to know this already, it says, "Thou shalt not worship any constitution before me."

This is Deadspin's finest moment.

Darren Sharper, HOLD MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

This is a pretty good one too.

I'd buy it.