…Oh my God, I just realized the paradox Kirk being a Beastie Boys fan creates. (And by I just realized, I mean you pretty much told me)

The best (worst?) part is that he does a legitimately good job of singing all of those songs. It either diminishes the joke or makes it much better, I can't even decide.

"…and Simon, who comes from a factory and is made of a special metal!"

-sigh- the AV Club? Did I do it right?

…Oh my God. Now I'm sad I won't see it.

See: Shocker.

…well, I didn't know I was until you said it, but… Yes?

KOTOR II is easily the most ambitious work in the entire Star Wars canon, even if they didn't accomplish everything they set out to do.

Sooooo Ian McShane as Howland Reed? No? I'll see myself out.

Ooh, yes, I love what you said about the "patriarchy harms both men and women" angle; was just discussing this with friends the other day! It's a great touch that it's not until Max starts working with Furiosa that the muzzle comes off and he's able to properly express his own thoughts again. The chains LITERALLY come…

Belushi's would be objectionable, but funny. Chevy's would be objectionable and just… uncomfortably awkward and out of touch.

The explosion would be bathed in Ludicrous Speed-esque plaid, yes?

THANK YOU

I came to this article for the sole purpose of making sure someone had made this joke.

Newman! Wait, am I stealing someone's shtick?

To be fair, wasn't Brave basically completely redone in the latter half of development?