That's why I went with an evening gown from Neiman Marcus. Seriously guys, consider going to an upscale department store where they also have fitting attendants but actually let you take pictures! Plus, they're significantly cheaper. I got my dress for $500 and it only needed to be hemmed.

I wouldn't want to run into ANY of my characters! By the way, Slappy and the lawn gnomes appear in The Goosebumps movie, which we just finished filming.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

Not mine but had to be shared; My best friend R was broken up with by her 1st boyfriend at Laser Gate (which is laser tag, obv). Because she cried in front of his friends. She cried because he was an a**hole to her so he'd look cool and "not whipped" in front of them. He then left her in the laser gate / McDonalds…

The first boy I ever kissed and my first "real" boyfriend broke up with me via AIM AWAY MESSAGE. He couldn't even be bothered to IM me himself and he put it up for everyone to see. The mid 2000s were a rough time to date.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Because men interpret "sexual freedom" as "Sluts. Sluts everywhere. A slut for you! A slut for you!"

If there was a tumblr for these, I would never work again.

This really spoke to me, I've actually discussed it at a few times lately. I got my period when I was 10. The morning I discovered it my mom made me go into the apothecary in our very small town because "I shouldn't be shy or ashamed buying feminine products because it's natural and a fact of life" (I'm seriously…

Fucks given - 0

I would love to read it. I'm very open minded, but I gotta be honest - this is so foreign to me I can't imagine how it works. I'm really glad it does work, but I just can't wrap my tiny brain around it. Please write something about it!

Ugh, it's sh*t like this that makes it hard for poly couples to live openly. My husband, his girlfriend, my boyfriend and I all function perfectly like one extended family and have for years. We have rules, for the most part specifically relating to mine and my husbands daughter together. Hey Jezebel, hit me up if you…

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.

Color me not surprised.

Exactly. Way to make someone else's pain and torment all about you and your needs, people.

Never heard that before, but it's a damn good point.