All those stars when it’s actually pronounced “Orry”

The H is silent!

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

That’s Evil Spock. You can tell by the mustache.

“the Japs”...“a thing or two”...

This isn’t a guy who built the railroads here.

Dude. Jap is not the preferred nomenclature.

Thank you for your service in WWII, but please stop using that term.

YOU HAVE BLOWN MY MIND!!!

You’re fucking hilarious. Nobody forced you to write a story for clicks thereby bringing attention to it. I wouldn’t have even known it existed if it weren’t for you. You’re barely one stop above the actual leakers. #profiteer

Fuck off yourself, shitbag.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Wait, it’s our fault that the creators release information WAY before the show is out and we sit down and think about it for 5 minutes? I’m not at all sure how that works...

I need to pitch this to someone with the ability to make it happen.

I’d watch the fuck out of that!

Is “The Wailing” the horror rock opera about a band that uses heavy metal to fight against space demons attempting to destroy the Earth, or am I just really drunk right now?

So, what’s the ethical issue?

They could have built it in that dude’s earlobe...

You’re lying to yourself if you think you wouldn’t be desperate enough to do damn near anything to have human contact when you’re without it for a year. Just take a look at what solitary confinement can do to a prisoner for a couple weeks or a month.