Understandable, but you know how much an “attack” on both the 1st and 2nd amendment would rally their cause?

No, you calm down!!

All those stars when it’s actually pronounced “Orry”

The H is silent!

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

the opportunity to choose something more outside the red-and-blue party system

The day companies get penalized for anything...is the day we have democracy back...

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

This makes total sense to me. When I was a kid, I was convinced there was a secret number between 7 and 8 called liel and even thought their might be a hidden decade between the 70s and 80s that was wiped from people's minds.