I have a contrarian take. And it is that eventually some team will come back from 3-0.

#42 threw the ball and it fucked up #42, #42, and the other guy.

None your stats discredit the idea that’s it’s slow sludgy basketball. Just that out of the very few possessions, they actually scored at good percentage, this one time. They defend really well, which isn’t the problem. Its that they run the clock down on the offensive end, often doing nothing exciting until the last…

Being estranged from his nutso family is perfectly understandable. And if it was because of his gf at the time, even more so.

Kinja!

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

Counterpoint...I hope they win another game so that attention can continue to be brought to the school’s ridiculous rules and principles. For the most part they’ve been able to stay under the radar to the mainstream and I’d venture to bet that the average person knows little about the school. This kind of article…

Stephen “Steph” Curry

This joke has been made literally thousands of times already.

The (only) great high school athletic achievement of mine was successfully pulling a hidden ball-trick from second base. I played 2b and if someone stole second my SS would approach the runner and kindly let him know the umpire had called a foul tip while I mimed throwing the ball around but kept the ball in my glove,…

Getting Matt Klentak’s pants’ reaction that quickly is some damn fine reporting, Chris.

Reminds me of the time that I bought the bottle of Johnny walker Blue Label and dropped it in the parking lot.

Browns caveats aside, I don’t think any of the 3 teams in the division is remotely close to them in talent level. Honestly, if you take this same group of players and put them in some other inoffensive uniform - imagine they are the Carolina Panthers - I think you could make an argument it’s one of the top ~3 rosters…

There is a strong, VERY uninteresting take that there are not enough traveling calls in the NBA. Here is a better take: there are too many traveling calls in the NBA. I don’t care if they traveled. I don’t need you to impress me with your fancy dribble walking. Just hold the ball and put it in the hoop. I want to see…

Patrick, calm down

Some Good Stances

God I’d give anything for people to be this mad at one of my lame jokes.

I’m saying that Samer didn’t lens the discussion through whether or not something would damage his credibility because it was immaterial to the discussion.
Anyone on the street can say “That billboard looks like shit, and whoever put it up is a shitty person”, and they don’t worry about whether or not saying that will…

There’s a wee bit of difference between making a commitment because you want to, and making a commitment because you’re forced to.

“No word on whether the NCAA will hit Jacksonville with sanctions after the team received this impermissible benefit from the eagle.”