I see what you’re getting at, but I’d never lick Tristan Thompson’s dick to spite my coworkers.

For those who don’t speak Hashtag:

So, is this going to be listed as an upper body injury, or lower body injury?

I think it’s more that most quarterbacks are able to hide their asshole tendencies under a veneer of non-answers that they’ve been getting coached on since they were teenagers. On some level, you kind of have to be a dick to make it to the NFL and be a starting quarterback, much less a franchise one.

I have a theory on why Ben does this and it’s that he’s a genuinely bad person. Other QBs have their various faults that we like to poke fun at, but Ben is a fucking monster that also happens to be a QB.

Not to be rude, but what is the LQBTQ “lifestyle?” The one where I met my wife 29 years ago, have been with her as a committed couple for 28, adopted a horribly abused child, raised her to happy, healthy adulthood, married in my family church (where we’re active members of the congregation) as soon as it became legal…

So, it goes without saying that you’ve already used the N-word several times today, but I’d be interested in seeing what would happen if you said it to that huge pussy Jonathan Martin.

That’s a slight misrepresentation. I picked a historical figure that your specific brand of anger reminded me of, and that figure happens to be have been the perpetrator of a school shooting. I didn’t mean to imply that you are a school shooter; if I believed that I’d have contacted the authorities.

Every one of your 4 points is one giant sentence and I respect the hell out of that.

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I know “This was so funny, I almost crashed my car!” is a podcast review cliché, but that honestly very nearly happened when I heard the “Tell us a little about yourself...” “THIS IS THE CENTIPEDE.” exchange.

The CENTIPEDE. You stan the CENTIPEDE. We all stan the CENTIPEDE.

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

I 100% relate. This is me. Thanks for writing the article, it really clicked things for me. It’s something I’d already been working towards and making strides but seeing someone else share a similar mindset and problem really helps put things in perspective. 

Uhh, your time definitely doesn’t need to be about achievement. Like several different times I recommend using it to play video games. Use it in whatever way suits you, so long as you at least give yourself permission to do shit you want to do, and not just sit around in a state of vague misery, avoiding work but also…

Fair enough. But in order to know just how high he jumped, we’re gonna need a Ja ruler.

Um, actually, it’s “pedants.”