I will never understand why the Clippers murdered most of Blake Griffin’s prime years and Chris Paul’s last few by being obsessed with the idea DeAndre Jordan was something other than a 7th man.

“Bit-O-Honey ran a good campaign even though he lost to Ted Cruz.”

2. The Chiefs haven’t lost a coin toss all year. They’re 9-0, and you can extend that to 12-0 if you include the last three preseason games. The chances of that happening are 0.0244 percent.

Big Ben: On closer inspection, these are loafers.

+1 for sentiment, -1000 for execution, Dad.

Do James Carvilles unhook their jaws when they eat oysters?

Yes, I look forward every year to my Hallmark Halloween greeting cards.

My first Halloween as a freshman in college, I was shocked when my friends asked me what my costume was gonna be. Like, I had absolutely zero idea dressing up became a thing again after high school. It’s harmless fun as long as assholes aren’t putting on blackface or whatever but I just do not understand the desire to…

Seems the storyline for this World Series I’ve barely watched is that Dave Roberts is a bad manager. Actually, Dave Roberts is an awesome manager. This is all dumb.

Or Rape-pube-lick-cans which I just made up and might say aloud someday.

“People that take their chosen genre of music way too fucking seriously” is an underrated sub-category of insufferable person.

God, fans that really care about their favorite team are the fucking worst.

Also, Steph also plays very much like Nash, aside from all the chucking. So it’s all kind of the same thing.

lost*    <---- fixed

That Florida State-Iowa State game that I remember watching as a kid where Seneca Wallace balled the fuck out but they still lost.

I hear ya. Hopefully the Internet has joined forces in letting this guy know what a damn doofus he is.

You’re probably right! But, I dunno, not everything has to serve some larger strategic purpose. It’s just a bonkers take that much of our staff spent a chunk of the morning marveling at, and we wanted to share it with the readers.

Gotta be honest, I think giving this rando his own blog post on a fairly popular sports website is waaaay more validation than he deserves.

Look, it’s someone’s attractive cousin!

Good God this is the worst opinion I’ve ever seen!