I have been having this half-though a lot lately: being a good person can be hard when you’re a big sports fan. Like, once the Cubs got Daniel Murphy, I just stopped watching them. I was sickened that they acquired a person like that. When the blog post about Addison Russell came out, I stopped bothering to check the…

You’re on the wrong website, fuckwit. I’m sure Barstool would love a take like this.

Well, given the type of person you describe, that would be a shockingly clever quip.

This is a great post, but would it be okay for me to suggest that anyone that didn’t already know most of this is very, very stupid and naive?

I mean, with what we know about CTE, this is maybe preferable, right? At least with BPD or schizophrenia or whatever, there are ways to treat it.

Oh wait, he was “envisioning” when he closed his eyes. I get jokes.

Haha yeah, I get it. But someone should explain it for those that don’t.

I will watch on the condition that he addresses the Aroldis Chapman acquisition 2 years ago.

2-3 years ago I wouldn’t have been able to fathom not watching the Cubs in the playoffs but fuck them and the type of people they enable. Fuckers.

Cryptkeeper Al Davis is the best thing you’ve ever done.

Hey back off, I drink Bud Light and I moved downtown from the suburbs almost 2 years ago.

I think you know what I’m getting at.

Man, are you are going to be SHOCKED when I tell you who won the Cup last season.

I don’t think the prospects are being dismissed outright as much as they’re being dismissed compared to ***ERIK KARLSSON***. Also, DeMelo is bad. Tierney is fine. Norris I’m not sure has signed yet?

Yes it also doesn’t help that this is the first game I’ve cared/been excited about since, I guess, that division title game that Rodgers also tore our hearts out?

I don’t really understand posting things about Hinkie with the underlying “get a load of this fucking weirdo” tone. Like, I understand people’s issues with The Process, and I don’t really disagree. I get that he’s an odd guy. But unless I’m missing something, his main crimes seem to be doing a bad job of being a GM…

There may be some recency bias here, but I don’t think I’ve ever been more depressed by a Bears game, and it’s probably because a part of me knows that it ruined what was otherwise an awesome Sunday of football. Like, 2 days later and I am still completely inconsolable.

Mornhinweg, idk, Vermeil?, Chris Palmer?, Steve Spurrier?, Al Groh?

I cried tears of joy after the Cubs won the World Series, and I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone still gives a shit what happens from here on out. It’s occurred to me that I would probably be happier if I just shamelessly switched to some other team (preferably one that doesn’t trade for a woman beater…

In his defense, what else was he going to look like taking up a new position in August?