I was kind of waiting for the more profound point here until I realized that this article is literally just about semantics (which I guess I could have realized had I read the headline). But anyway I filed this away and continued on with my day, when not 15 minutes did I have the opportunity to use the word “jealous”…

Between this interview and watching Hard Knocks, it does seems like the only obstacle between being the Jets or the Browns and being a consistently good team is leadership with ANY semblance of cohesion. Just, a group of ~10 coaches that can get together in a meeting and and reach a basic consensus on how to do their…

Having read through all the top comments, I’m enjoying this running theme where other commenters misinterpret your stance on this. Now admit it wasn’t a bunt damn it!!!

Yeah I mean, football coaches are 100% bad, but relatively speaking I think Todd has come off just fine.

Holy shit, what an idiot. Everyone knows snakes are just long worms with faces.

So this MIGHT matter in the second half of a game 4 months from now. But probably not.

*The NFL as a whole sucks; the Rams don’t suck relative to the league as a whole.

We’ve reached the point where this series annually begins to lose me. This is why it should go from best record to worst. The Rams do not suck. The Rams are awesome.

I think our brains would be friends.

Oh wow an Eagles fan! Tell us more about the teams you like!

I know it’s a different culture, but I’d like to think this take transcends hemispheres: caring about high school sports is fucking stupid.

My main takeaway is that one of the better catchers in baseball history is either incapable of throwing a ball to second base, or thinks rundown protocol involves running a man 75% of the way to the next base.

Counterpoint (to the headline): Washington signed a running back because they needed a running back

I wasn’t super familiar with Morissey when I went to a music festival he was headlining. I was really hungry at the end of the night and went to a taco truck and ordered 3 steak tacos. Needless to say I didn’t get my tacos and Morrissey can go to hell.

Jimmy Butler is pretty good looking tho

My cop dad would often tell a story of a patrolman that would turn in police reports incorrectly using “a” in place of “an.” So my dad explained proper usage to him going forward. The next police report the patrolman turned in substituted “an” for “and.”

Many of Jalen Ramsey’s takes are very stupid (he seems to think Blake Bortles is better than any of these guys, which he is certainly not), but Ramsey himself is awesome. I’m not really sure what one of these quarterbacks would say.

The worst part is that the video don’t lie :(

Damn, I am putting myself in your position and realizing I would have taken the EXACT same journey.

He is my favorite Bear of all time and nothing on this show has surprised me.

Also he was better at football than he ever got credit for, but I’m a biased Bears fan and that’s neither here nor there.