In all seriousness, this should raise a serious discussion about whether our society should allow rehabilita-*FART NOISE*

Can’t help but think that this Dad joke should have taken advantage of the team’s nickname being “dogs.”

“Facetious or not” is kind of a nonsensical start to that tweet, given what follows.

Name as many 2008 Rays as I can to prove the previous post wasn’t bullshit? Okay, sure!

Dioner Navarro
Carlos Pena
Akinori Iwamura
Jason Bartlett
Evan Longoria
Carl Crawford
Bossman Junior Upton
Gabe Gross
Wily Aybar
Rocco Baldelli
Cliff Floyd
Ben Zobrist
Reid Brignac I think probably?
Matt Garza
James Shields
Scott Kazmir
Andy…

I’m a baseball fan that could reasonably name 20-25 2008 Tampa Bay Rays and I legit had no idea Jonny Gomes was on that team. This isn’t an interesting comment, but I’m going to hit publish in a minute so that’s that.

Wow what a brave thing to say to a stranger on the internet good job 

Wait, you’re mad about the funny goat article?

Well at least the links you provided are pretty interesting, if out of place.

To be fair, you don’t really need any additional context to make Andre Johnson a first ballot HOF’er

Hey I went to U of I too! So I think I’m uniquely qualified to say to you, fuck off with this shit, I want no part of Urban Meyer.

“Of all people” seems a wee bit disingenuous about someone that has been an elite scorer everywhere BUT the NBA.

“Did you see that fucking weird quiet guy was watching Looney Tunes cartoons at his desk on his phone?”

Holy shit, he had 6 career homers. One third of them came in this one game.

Hey, Kevin Sefcik manages my high school’s baseball team!

Boy this must suck for Mariners fans. Like, the Mariners are cool too and I wish both teams could make the playoffs but I’ve hopped aboard the Oakland bandwagon and it’s not turning back.

I know nothing ever changes anyway and there’s like, thousands of NFL-specific issues that are worth getting worked over, but I really think public outcry should be a lot louder than it is to get Tampa Bay to release this fucking scumbag.

2016 was a pretty good year up until November 8th.

Mariners Cubs on Sunday Night Baseball in 2016! Cubs overcame a 6 or 7 run deficit thanks to Brian Matusz and won on a walkoff Jon Lester bunt. Fun game.

It is an undisputed fact that EVERY wing that has played for Memphis has also played for Sacramento.

For fuck’s sake, just merge these teams and get it over with already.