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rememberwhenraylewismurderedthosepeople
rememberwhenraylewismurderedthosepeople

Listen, I pick my nose in public from time to time because crusty boogers are the worst and a finger gets in there better than anything else. I’m no snot prude. But the idea of blowing gooey snot in the shower WITH a partner is just triggering something in my gag reflex. Best case scenario, it’s aimed accurately, and

Oh God, no. She had a bad quirk and you are bad for being okay with that. I’m going to go throw up now.

Hood WISHES he could run the pick and roll like Roomba.

“the proper contempt with which all the rest of us forgot to regard the Toronto Raptors”

Ah yes, now I remember. Stars for everyone.

On the plus side, this doubles the chances that someone will explain the joke to me.

a chick*

Eh, if the sample size is limited exclusively to the first round of these playoffs, it’s not too outrageous of a statement.

Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Warriors trailing midway into the third quarter in one of these games.

I like Varsity Blues and I flat out dislike FNL, so I’m with this line of thinking.

If you’re genuinely wondering rather than continuing the joke, Gutierrez had a 20 pitch at bat against Bart that ended in a strikeout. That’s what one might be thinking of.

Well I reckon I stand by my disclaimer that I wasn’t watching, and based on Chris’ response, I assumed one of the refs must have made a call. Maybe not; as long as the Celtics lost, I’m happy.

Without having seen the play it seems pretty clear from Chris’ response that there would be a call provided there was time on the clock, which is what they were checking.

I always thought, for all his faults, Melo would get hot one season and just Dirk his team through the playoffs. That never ended up happening, but if you told me that he heated up for a couple weeks and helped the Thunder beat the Rockets, I wouldn’t be surprised.

It’s worth noting that Playoff Rondo was the primary reason the Bulls took a 2-0 first round lead over Boston last season, and his injury is the primary reason they completely fell apart afterward.

Holland may suck, but it’s been 2 years, settle down.

Last year when, the Rangers got to switch over and play Montreal and Ottawa, while Columbus had to stay and play Pittsburgh.

I mean, in real life their best player is named “Buster,” so it’s not a huge stretch.

I don’t agree with you on the level of racism here but boy did I have a good chuckle at the Jewish/on fire example.