But they just won the Super Bowl. I deem this much weaker than the Eagles fan’s generally good-natured trolling.

I’d say that is the overwhelmingly popular opinion.

Come on, there’s no way you think that’s true. I’m not even a fan of the man’s profession but of course I know who Chris Benoit was.

Yeah with a hint of Hideo Nomo and Jackie Chan

I feel like “creepy twins” is a common enough motif that I shouldn’t have to explain it much further. And more so, it seems obvious enough that my comment shouldn’t have been taken literally. BUT

19 years of treating these 2 different people as if they were the same person. Very creepy. Glad it’s over.

This taught me that watching a play by play guy do his job is incredibly uncomfortable.

I don’t think anyone is guilty of expressing surprise here.

I’d contend that doesn’t matter to the overall narrative. Fultz was there, a bad thing happened, fill in the blanks how you will.

I hope the title isn’t meant to imply that this is an unpleasant thought. Quite the opposite, actually.

This sentiment is starting to annoy me. The Browns aren’t doing anything differently than anything they were doing before Sashi Brown came in, and it would be quite easy to argue that most of the things they’ve done are stupid - giving Jason McCourty and Danny Shelton to the Patriots for minor pick swaps, giving up…

Watch sports and re-listen to old episodes of Hollywood Handbook for the 10th time. Fuck TV.

Well, let’s break this down. If the main joke is “Kyle Shanahan’s system involves blowing big leads, like what happened in the Super Bowl” it doesn’t really help the premise to drop an additional Bruce Allen reference in there. Combined with the commenter’s lack of capitalization and punctuation, I have to give the…

I know of him only because someone on Twitter called him the UniKornet, which I found amusing for a solid couple of minutes. 

A couple texts I sent to a fellow Bulls fan during this game:

“This is honestly the worst NBA game I’ve ever seen”

So, Ace Ventura 2?

To be fair, they’d probably be wrong about that.

Sometimes I remember the Bulls were 3-20 before Niko came back and I just want to curl up in a ball and cry. They’ve been in close games in the fourth quarter with Dallas, Orlando, Atlanta and Memphis (x2) in the past few weeks and won ALL of them. Their only remotely successful tank jobs were at Brooklyn and…

He undoubtedly is and will likely continue to be the victim of cowardly ownership, but I will point out that Kenny Vacarro/Morgan Burnett/Tre Boston/Mike Mitchell are all similarly talented safeties that remain on the board. Not to mention Honey Badger, who is a good step above those guys. There really hasn’t been a…

Actually, the Cleveland Cavaliers are going to represent the Eastern Conference in the NBA finals. I think a large part of you knows that.