I mean, I don’t really agree with the OPs entire premise, but all things considered I’d have to say yes, this was probably a bigger break.

Oh good, the Philadelphia fans tasted the slightest bit of success.  

Honestly I was impressed by the defense more than I was offended by the offense. Idk what anyone was expecting if not this,tbh.

Fine, no Smirnoff Ices necessary.

“I would not have sex if I were in college today.”

I don’t know about Cincinnati in particular (because I’ve never been!), but I agree with the spirit of this take.

I’m not sure what this post is saying but that WAS a pretty great game.

+1, I like to think you click on every article hoping a punting joke fits.

The kinja system is broken, it says this guys dumbfuck comment has 7 stars!

I’ll concede that he was pretty decent in 2015, but whatever you’re hinting took place between then and now is flying waaaay over my head.

He’s a shitty parent for being a celebrity that enjoys sports and sharing that with his son. Got it.

Wait....he’s a shitty parent because his kid was throwing a tantrum? Do you have kids?

Yes, and I’m a Cubs fan! For fuck’s sake, none of these teams have any reason to be poor. Pay Manny Machado, ya dickheads.

The Cardinals are the fairly obvious match though, so fuck that.

Pretty sure next year’s bonus money was used on Maitan.

Though it does warrant mentioning that pretty much every other draft pick of this regime ranges from “sucks” to “theoretically still has potential to not suck.”

Yes, he looks very good. Not fun, young, mobile, franchise-altering QB good, but still very good.

Actually the evidence shows you can very much lose to Auburn and not win your division and still make the CFP. That’s why Alabama has that “4" in front of their logo.

I mean, everyone already knows the best, most famous Simpsons quotes. I enjoy the ones that make me try to think of the episode.

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