This is good.

But did Gruden and McDonough have any thoughts on the matter?

I’d contend that, were I just stupid, a laugh would still be warranted.

Which Mike are you referring to? I can’t tell because you didn’t specify surname and they both have the same first name (Mike).

Hmmm, I wonder what went through your head when you decided this comment was worth publishing!

The real issue here is just the concept of jeans. I work in a business casual environment with one of the “perks” being that we can wear jeans with our button ups/sweaters. But jeans fucking suck! They’re stiff, they’re uncomfortable and they look worse than a pair of slacks. How did jeans become the thing people wear…

The fact that this comment received only 5 stars deeply saddens me.

That’s the first sports death I remember; I was 9 I think. They were playing my Bulls that day and I couldn’t find the game on TV. When I found out the reason I cried and told my mom and decided I hated David Wesley now.

It’s more funny in a bittersweet “funny because it’s true” kind of way than a “laugh out loud” type of funny, but no, you’re wrong, it’s definitely funny.

Well he said 3 WR trades, so it stands to reason he means Matthews. Watkins out, Benjamin and Matthews in.

“Count the Gordon Beckham shirseys on overweight white guys” is by far my favorite game to play at Comiskey/The Cell/The Arrow.

That’s a picture of Acme Looniversity, David. You can’t fool me.

Josh Fields!
Matt Ginter!
Lorenzo Barcelo!
GORDON BECKHAM!!!!!

I have no doubt that they can all identify their Lord and savior, Nicky Delmonico.

Great intro. I have nothing to add to that portion.

Nah, because Baker is usually successful in the regular season. He’s more like Marty Schottenheimer.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

I don’t know about any of this, but I’d be good with never hearing McAfee talk again.

I don’t think I’d consider Trubisky a HOFer just yet, and I think the third preseason game was against Tennessee when Meredith tore his ACL. It’s a good idea though; I’d love the Bears to get Bryant.

This is a good star bait comment and all because of how low hanging the fruit is, but no, it doesn’t make him look like a “horrible” person. It makes him look a little ignorant, at worst, and he’s certainly not wrong that it’s easy to overlook.