I’ll field this one:

I am not often outraged when a show I like gets canceled, but God damn was I outraged about the Grinder.

It almost seems like you’re subtly hinting that you’d like to be taken out of the grays or something. I sure hope someone picks up on it, I fear that your intentions with this comment aren’t obvious enough!

Am I allowed to question his ability to defend elite athletes, or do I have to watch him play first?

Holy shit man, it’s the internet. Settle down.

Wrong, idiot. It’s funny because of the people that suffered serious third degree burns. Whether or not they died is irrelevant.

I know it’s confusing, but “Nyang’oro” is just the person’s name.

I’d argue it would still be a story, albeit not as funny.

Unless I’m missing a joke in here, no, there were no rumblings of that.

Something tells me the 5 star Mag Mile hotel they stayed in doesn’t have a mold problem that produces symptoms after a few hours of exposure, but on the other hand, I’d hate to question the medical credentials of Doctor Dusty.

He’ll fracture his ankle next week, only after “clearing” the concussion protocol earlier in the game. I know how things work these days.

I can’t even make onion jokes because this triggered something in me that led to full out, public weeping. Fuck, man.

I only know Ariel Prieto as the A’s #1 starting pitcher in Ken Griffey Slugfest. So, now I know two things about Ariel Prieto!

I’ve read this slowly, ~10 times now, and it’s just not registering. I need to understand the double meaning here.

Part of me is looking forward to watching my Bulls this year because this all ends with a good draft pick and this season doesn’t matter at all, but God it makes me so sad how close to being decent Kris Dunn appears to be (he’s so long and athletic and instinctive on defense) but in all likelihood never will because…

I’m not familiar with Lozo, though judging by this article, he’s good. But I love me some McIndoe. Hire McIndoe too, Deadspin.

In all fairness, this has more to do with the Brewers being much better than expected versus the Cardinals being much worse.

Ben Ijilana, Kelvin Beachum, (pausing as I realize my attempt to name their offensive line off memory is backfiring because I can’t remember their guards’ names), I’m pretty sure the center is like Wesley Johnson or some shit.

Ha, Vivid Seats would have zero idea whether he was allowed to wear a Falcons jersey. It worked out for him, but I know from experience that the minimum wage “supervisor” that picked up the phone was just guessing.

Hey I have Ray Lewis opinions.