Aww, that's cute. Someone thinks Spurs won't choke away a CL spot.

Chelsea Are Just About Dead ... And Loving It!

Starring Leslie Nielsen as Jose Mourinho.

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

What a shock: the Greek guy was planning to recklessly spend money.

Sure, they should have tried. Should they have tried hard enough to beat a $217 million offer from another team? No.

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Doomsday

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is a charity. The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, LLC is a for-profit corporation. It may give money to charity, but they have also indicated that they will use it to invest in other corporations.

Greg still let's Billy write about soccer even though he's done absolutely no fact checking and is completely wrong about 99% of the things here? Come on Howard, help the kid out.

“Get real, Madrid!”

But that’s not the real problem with the process. The problem is the value of getting a top 5 pick in the draft just isn’t as great as everybody thinks it is. Everybody hears number 1 pick and they think about LeBron, Shaq, or Tim Duncan. That’s why you do this. For that savior who is going to make you better than a 5…

Awww that’s cute. Billy is a Madrid hater. haha

The real question is: where’s this guy??

“Remember the Titans?”

So Benitez is responsible for the last 5 years of failure, even while he was coaching a different team, in a different country?

Vicente Del Bosque shrugs his shoulders.

Will the Real Madrid please stand up? Please Stand up!

“With a considerably smaller monetary outlay compared to their fellow Spanish giants”

Since Leitch only enjoys baseball and Woody Allen movies this ranking makes sense, but I’m actually sort of embarrassed for him that he missed the mark on these rankings by so much.

wood chopping montage!!!!!

“My prediction? Pain.”