You just had to drag poor Radek Bonk into this, didn't you?

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

Absolutely sickening to see the Sens Army resort to using child soldiers.

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

Around Chicago they’re the people who live inside the city and only go to the suburbs to visit IKEA.

This is the equivalent of Gerrard’s slip... or that Iago Aspas ‘corner’

While understanding that the post is about Mourinho the failures of CFC are down to all parties involved: players, manager, board. The biggest blame however should go to the players. Aside from Azpilicueta, no Chelsea player has played anywhere near their best this season.

“Mourinho’s proven repeatedly that he has a narrow skill set”

You’d think that Columbia would have higher standards then to admit a race horse into school.

Wally Joyner has had a long, successful career. He doesn’t need to tarnish his legacy with hits such as these. I feel awful for Teddy Ballgame, poor guy nearly lost his head out there.

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.

What was learned today other than Willian is wonderful? The thesis of Billy’s terrific analysis of Chelsea in the earlier article—that Jose’s motive of wins above all will alienate everyone when the wins don’t come—was countered today by the fans. I saw Chelsea under RDM, AVB, et. al. and none of those guys ever…

It’s a shame things didn’t work out so well for Monica Seles when that guy tried to steel her.

Needs more stuff there so Snake can say things out loud in the middle of the place while somehow not alerting the guards.

these anti amazon articles would have a lot more weight if you couldnt find ‘kinja amazon deals of the day!!’ on the same page

When I was 8 or 9 years old in the early 80’s my father took my to a Colorado Rockies hockey game and a slapshot was redirected right into my shoulder leaving a huge bruise. I don’t remember if I got the puck but immediately we were escorted down into some medical area and a short time later they took me to meet the…

I love this piece.