Love Michael’s comment two fat derelicts rummaging through a dumpster. Holy jesus!

I cried and then at the start of the next year I called sports talk shows whenever they mentioned Dave Wannested and I explained how difficult it is not to go buy a rifle with a long-range site.

My first football game on TV was superbowl XVII Miami Dolphins VS the Washington Redskins. Before the coin flip, my dad asked me, what team do you want to route for son? I said well dad what team are you rooting for? He chuckled and said, well I am a Green Bay Packer fan, but I am rooting for the Redskins. Okay dad, I…

Oh My God that is fucking Golden!