I thought Benedict/Reese was pretty hot. Pin me up against the hedges, baby!

I genuinely love the fact that in the UK, "Simple as." is a perfectly reasonable, logical sentence all on its own.

Look at that, Snafoo, I think you just solved the Case of the Missing Sherlock Arm! You're a Thanksgiving hero!

This is the photoshopped one. I have an eye for this kind of thing.

I don't know, but they sent a fixed one later:

It's not a photoshop fail. It's the edge of his suit's left lapel propped up.

His looks are interesting, some photos at certain angles he comes off looking like an alien. In others, well....

I do wish them well! Unless I have a chance, and then I hope it goes up in flames so I can comfort him in my snowy bosom.

The Sceptered Isle isn't a very big place. They're probably like 18th cousins.

Critics were hard on him in August: Osage County, but I thought he was quite convincing.

May I present?

Wow, nice piercing eyes on the two of them.

And mouths. Those are some lovely lips on both of them. Their noses are fairly identical as well. Other than the eyes I think we've got some doppelbangers going on here.

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

I really wanted the headline to say "pengweng," I'm not gonna lie...

I laughed so hard at every joke in this piece people think I have Robin Williams in my office doing stand-up from 1986. OMG. OMG Lindy.

It's also probably due in part to several of the film's stars being involved in current big-name things, (Martin Freeman, Andrew Lincoln, Chiwetel Ejiofor).

Honestly, it was very hard for me to run this piece (okay, not that hard because Lindy is hilarious) because I enjoy the movie. It's just so easy.

How.Dare.You.