look, i literally wrote an entire book about why the daily show w/ jon stewart has been great, and i don’t feel like doing it again. so...i disagree, and i seem to be missing the fondness in this farewell.

I went to a real, professional fitting at a small boutique (in PA actually, since I was at Penn State at the time, hold the boos please) and found I am a 32E after wearing 36Ds forever. I literally didn’t know the center part of the bra was supposed to touch my chest. It never had before. It was revolutionary.

My cousin founded Birchbox. Guess who I am unfavorably compared to at Thanksgiving. Although I have published 2 books at 21. Go figure.

I was in the studio audience for this and I think I achieved Nirvana.

I have a small waist and big bust and butt, too. I get complimented on my figure and I've learned to love it even if I sometimes wish it were scaled down, but I can NEVER buy a button-down blouse, ever, and it's hard to find something not stretchy or a wrap dress that fits well.

I was so frustrated. I collected like a million things to try on (40% off sale, about to start a grown-up internship in London) in a size medium and nothing fit and then I had no idea where to start. The smallest regular sizes didn't work, I guess because I'm 5'3", so I ended up in XXSP. I mean, come ON. I just passed…

I, a healthy and fit but not skinny person who usually wears a medium, just bought a size xxs petite dress at Loft and it fits perfectly. What gives.

I read "porn" in the title as "prom" and thought good idea

Jon's right, of course, but as a religious studies minor and Hebrew school dropout, I too found this movie to be batshit insane. As a human being who sat through it only slightly drunk (because it was over 2h long and I had to drive home afterward), I will say it was atrocious. Pulsating apple hearts! Rock…

just a small sample of my experience here

I had such a bad experience with Delta in January that a Daily Show writer actually started tweeting that people should look at my funny/scary tweets about it

I used to be so frustrated by the whole "liberal outrage" thing. Then I spent some time on tumblr and learned that it's a real thing.

I've had SO many guys I thought were close friends put the moves on in ways that made me feel so awkward and then I felt responsible for salvaging the friendship. It bewilders me because I am a person who doesn't really date and made it clear I'm not looking for a relationship (too busy, not a priority ever, not…

Right. Religious Studies minor (currently on page 20 of a paper on the theology, prophecy, and eschatology in Supernatural and enrolled in two New Testament courses) here to tell you that 666 is just the numerical value of Nero's name. He was busy persecuting Jews/Jewish Christians/early Christians, so John of Patmos…

Uh, maybe, but surely not for HuffPost? I don't know. Basically the only advantage of going to this big dumb school is that it can draw big name guests, and one of them was Arianna Huffington. I got to meet her and then I got the immense privilege of writing for her for free. (I'm half kidding, because I was 18 then…

Um, so, I am a Penn State student and HuffPost blogger. I was in this live segment and got to say very little, but did get the last word in, at the very end. I basically told the Paterno family to step off. Not because I think the NCAA sanctions or the Freeh report are flawless, but because I object to the attempt to…

Let people try that on me.

As an unhappy Penn State student (I will always make it known that I went for the horses), I am bewildered by not only how much our dear departed coach made, but how much he had negotiated to receive upon retirement. Something about his family demanding the use of a private jet was bizarre and surprising to me, too.

"Hello, Chick-fil-A? Do you charge a delivery fee to anti-gay protests?"