Hardy is a piece of shit.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.

If only there were a way to test this hypothesis.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

then you would be wrong... I think we all know enough about drunk driving these days that we know that if you willfully get behind the wheel while drunk, you’re a human weapon. So yeah... trying.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

I would say drunk driving would categorize as trying to harm/kill others

He was going to come out on Grantland, but he actually wanted the world to know.

Most thyroid cancer grows very slowly, rarely spreads, and rarely kills people. In the likely event that is what he has, he can be cured with surgery. He will probably get treated with radioactive iodine afterwards. It is effective, but probably used more often than is necessary in my opinion. Then he goes on thyroid…

Good thing they found it early. By that I mean before the trade deadline, because there’s no way he would find a doctor that recommends pitching for that Tigers team this season.

Except, have you seen how unnatural a modern chicken is?

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

“I think the most important thing here is to make sure it’s clear that we are not tone deaf and we’re aware of a renewed focus on certain issues.”

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.

Dramatic Reenactment

I did a quick google news check and no one is really talking about this. Kudos to Deadspin in getting it out there. Keep going!

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

A Royals’ World Series win will be that much more impressive with a manager who makes Matt Williams look like Deep Blue.

Obama IS center-right.