Later on the dog tripped himself and laid on the ground screaming and grabbing his paw.

I was at a game where Luke Hochevar beat the Reds on 80 pitches in 2009. Luke Hochevar.

One of the girls appears to be kneeling during the fake ceremonial dance. Stand up! Have some respect!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/02/11/…

Really? What about when Tom Ridge announced that we should all get duct tape and plastic sheeting and cover our windows to prepare for dirty bombs? Was it possible to buy duct tape in California? Because I remember duct tape and plastic sheeting being sold out for weeks.

I was at work and I remember that everybody left to go put gas in their car. Some folks were shot in a nearby town for cutting in front of someone in the line that went around the block...for the gas pump. I remember thinking “Is the rest of the country doing this, or is this yet another Kansas thing?”

Except boxing was largely killed because HBO massively overpaid for the best bouts and showed them only to it’s very small subscription base instead of the huge audience the sport enjoyed on network television. Let that model run for 20 years and the sport was effectively on life support. And still is.

I’m glad somebody understands that. I work in a small town bank that is across the street from a police station. Any time our silent alarm is tripped these guys come across the street and position themselves as though they aren’t letting the guy out of the building.

I have a plan for these situations that has never failed. I just ask where the bathroom is and then I walk out the nearest exit and go where drunk people aren’t.

White guy here hoping that CK’s stance is blown into the biggest sports drama we’ve ever seen and it somehow ends the “my flag is bigger than your flag” spectacle that professional sports has become. It’s bad enough that we have to play the national anthem before every athletic event, but now we also have to listen to…

Exactly what I thought of when I saw the pic.

Look at all those orifices!

I know nothing at all about wrestling but I thought the only thing that wasn’t faked is when somebody dies. So I expect to see this Daniel Bryan guy in the ring beating the crap out of this guy called Miz within the next 12 months all red faced talking about “those things you said about me!”

Don’t worry about the jab. The straight right will land with no jab against a southpaw.

He’s been a favorite of mine ever since he got beaned in the face and got up and continued his at bat.

God, I hope that doesn’t make it out of the grays

I would think this was amazing had this not happened 2 months ago:

Unfortunately the convention has confirmed what I already knew: Trump is the least insane Republican in the country.

Norton may have been in his prime, but the only noteworthy fighter he ever beat was Ali. Prime Frazier versus prime Ali would have been a great fight. Frazier handled him with ease the first time around. The referee won the 2nd matchup by allowing Ali to hold behind Frazier’s head 168 or so times. The 3rd fight was…