Gottleib is an expert on media classes, having graduated magna cum laude from the Jim Gray School of Badgering Interviewees.

I haven’t cried about sports since my dad sat me down when I was 8 years old and said “Son, I feel like I should be the one to tell you. We’re Chiefs fans.”

In it’s place ESPN will run a program to raise awareness of sexual assault entitled “Stop Provoking Rape: An Evening With Stephen A Smith”

I didn’t think Fedor was mortal when I first started watching MMA. I thought I was watching a guy die in the ring when Randleman suplexed him. But he submitted him about 60 seconds later.

These aren’t humans. They’re just NFL fans.

Ned Yost

No doubt.

I wonder if Al Haymon has signed these guys yet. They’ve got the weigh in fake drama down pat.

I have no idea who this guy is. I’m assuming he’s one of the guys behind the podium in the JV Republican debates who hasn’t honed his game enough to stand with the practiced neanderthals in the big show.

Looks like Joe Maddon after either 1) picking up a nasty heroin habit and full blown AIDS from a dirty needle or 2) managing the Cubs for 3 seasons.

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