Well, bring back the first two seasons anyways.

God I miss the Winslows. Why couldn’t we bring that back instead of that spoiled-mayonnaise-sitting-in-the-sun-too-long Full House.

This happens a lot. There are several celebrities I took special note of because they were almost exactly my age ... come to find, a few years down the road, they had become younger than me. As far as I’m concerned, they can have at it. Considering the LFD (last fuckable day) bar for women is set at 25/26.

Semi-related: you know you’re getting old when you hear on NPR that it’s Dennis Rodman’s birthday today and he’s FIFTY MOTHERFUCKING FIVE years old. 55!

This scandal ruined my childhood.

We knew we were ordering from our local Chinese delivery place too much when they showed up to our new apartment and they a) remarked that we had moved and b) said that our cat had gotten fatter.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

You would manage on your own because you had no choice but to do that. Single parenting isn’t terrible but it’s really hard sometimes. I hardly ever get a break, and I bear all of the financial responsibility but I wouldn’t trade either for having to co parent with an a-hole, or someone who made me feel inadequate as…

Or worse: she may look for a man like her father because though he’s no good, he’s also a model she understands.

So there’s a reason that Sheryl gives a shout out to women with missing *or unsupportive* partners. I think probably having a partner who constantly is shredding your self worth may be worse than going it alone.

“I haven’t figured out how to get him to understand how damaging his parenting style is to my development as a mother.”

Hey, here’s a great idea. Let’s round up all the white males, enslave and starve them, then exterminate them en masse with gas chambers and concentration camps.

its very like “look at this marvelous chihuahua who’s learned to talk”

Wouldn’t it be better to Alicia Keys’ Fallin’?

The ways he’s looking at her, though.

The GOP exists because their base either believes in the Just World fallacy or has a Dunning Krueger cognitive bias.

You mean a center for ants?

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.