reluctantspice
reluctantspice
reluctantspice

My favorite part was watching her face the whole time. She owns his ass, and both of them know it. lol Her face is like “Bitch, I know. You don’t have to tell them; they know, too.” all the damn time.

“I should have used more wisdom.”

There are a lot of “I” statements in this statement. Hm.

More because he cracks me up

yah, i made it up

This has happened to me so many times.

Did he just pull a “Do you know who I am?” when his “claim to fame” is killing an unarmed black teenager?

You’d think by now that people would realize, the way you and I obviously do, it’s illegal immigration only when the brown people from that country down there down south do it. Why is this so difficult to understand?

With that backwards gif, it looks like LaBeouf is preparing for a proctology exam.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

Literally every source I see on this story talks about how the speechwriter was a ‘former ballerina’ as if that has some relevance. It’s really weird. She’s been ghost-writing Trump books for over a decade according to her brief Wikipedia page... which doesn’t even mention ballet. I mean do we call Harrison Ford a

That whole Benghazi segment was horrifying. Exploiting that mother’s grief and then these guys’ long winded story was really too much.

An unzipped fly was the least of my problems with that presentation.

Not too spicy.

oh hello!

The tour guide is in.