The musical already had the feel of your high school friends reciting Monty Python lines—I wonder if this will feel like even more embarrassing people reciting the musical?

“War! It’s Fantastic!”

Why does everyone continue to waste their time on this guy, and why does he continue to waste his own, and everyone else’s time? Nobody’s going to stop drinking because of this doof.

He played outfield in Japan and there’s no real reason why he couldn’t have played outfield here. DH involves less risk and wear and tear, obviously, but outfield is and always was perfectly feasible.

Not nearly as bad as The Piano, where sexually extorting a woman will lead to her becoming your loving wife.

Maybe the worst take? It’s a fun show that I like watching. I wouldn’t even know about the rest of the fandom bullshit if it weren’t for avclub and io9 and it doesn’t affect my enjoyment of it.

Having a hard time believing that someone over the age of 25 unironically wrote a “The Oscars are actually dumb!” post. Groundbreaking stuff.

So... your post basically boils down to is a troll attempt. “It’s just a comment section, bro!”

They are going to ignore things that spring out of your imagination, sure.

He’s not the first Gawker employee to be accused of sexual assault and as I recall, their publicly stated official policy last time was “We can’t fairly report on our friends so we won’t.” If it sounds like the kind of thing they’d tear into if another media entity said it, well...

“However subdued Trump’s tweet sounds, he still hints at the possibility of voter fraud by suggesting “write-in votes” were crucial to Jones’s victory.”

As I was reading it I was like “oh hey I can kind of relate to both of these flawed ambiguous characters, cool” and then after the last few lines “Well... just the one, I guess.” It’s a weird ending: basically all of her negative projections about him were right and all of her positive projections were wrong. It…

Not to mention, out of the 8 trillion tweets out there, if you can find a dozen or so that are saying similar things, you can call it a trend!

I don’t know about SoundHound but I find Google’s own song identifier works better than Shazam and does it within a small unobtrusive widget.

The president of the United States making public statements, no matter how fucking stupid or how idiotic the platform, is newsworthy.

He can only flirt with women who are musicians of equal or greater stature, and only if they also, at most, indifferent to his music (better for them to have contempt for it, just to be safe).

He can only flirt with women who are musicians of equal or greater stature, and even then only if they are also, at most, indifferent to his music (better for them to have contempt for it, just to be safe).

Whether there’s more to the story or not, his post is still moronic.

I just read the anonymously attributed rumors and at worst they boil down to “He’s a jerk who leads women on,” which, goddamn, I’m glad the real predators are getting their due, but I hope we don’t get to the point where people are like “Some women he dated said he’s an asshole, fire him!”

The motivation claimed by the accused isn’t exposure, it’s simply money (via extortion). No one’s under any obligation to believe that claim absent any other evidence, but inventing other motivations in this thread to argue them down when no one is really making that claim seems pointless.