There have to be at least tens of you.

As a resident of Minden, just down the road from the fine Village of Dixie Inn (where this took place), it is obvious he was in a hurry to get to Bud’s Liquor for a King Cake Daiquiri before they ran out. Because Mardi Gras.

You win the internet with that one.

He was coming right for us.

My beloved 57 Ragtop.

One word. Dongles.