I know this is sarcasm, but Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t come to this. The orange buffoon would take it as a victory: “Rapes have been down because of me! I’m so great!”

Two issues:

Obviously, worker’s strike. They demand protection from y’all thieves and hoodlums.

WERE YOU THE ONE STARING AT ME YESTERDAY?!?!?

“I was beginning to wonder if Kotaku was going to run a Destiny/Overwatch article today.”

Red Shell or 1-Up Mushroom.

Hiya, Clippers fan here. Yes, yes, since I was a kid of the 90s.

Stopped at kittens.

“EA: It’$ in the DLC”

Savage Lynel Shield. Gotten from...well, the name says it all. :)

I don’t care if you have cookies, you will not tempt me again, Dark Side!

Did you you buy the season pass? I say hold out. DLC 1: Teen Angst may be rough, but I’m sure DLC 2: Parent’s Revenge will be well worth it!

What is this...this horror?!?!?

Just dropped by to say Coachella sucks. Kthxbai

Sounds like you suffered a Memory Charm.

Go fuck yourself, Nick Loeb. I have two uncles who are gringo. Rather than shy away and avoid family events, they have embraced the culture and tongue of Spanish. Anyone can do it if you put in the effort instead of being a dipshit.

Tiers? Pfft...I’ll keep playing Link no matter what!

Switch version or I...

Can someone please SMASH THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S NUTS?!?!

I hold a glimmer of hope for a Switch version...but I guess I’ll have to settle for Xbone.