I remember this one.

These tiny dicks need to have their dicks eviscerated.

No entiendes inglés? Ok pues, en español...

#iamasadboy

I disagree. This game knows what I love.

Don’t worry, I got this:

Get that baby started with good stuff! ZELDA!!!!

Help them along then. Perhaps this is the first experience in an open world game.

Better have a hole like that...

If you can catch 802 Pokémon, you can reach for 900 Koroks!

It’s actually “Tingel Island.”

Can confirm.

Moments like this make me wish Nintendo had integrated the record video feature right of the gate:

I saw this news elsewhere. Saw the comments, and was not surprised.

HOAs suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Shove a stupid plastic fence (that reflects sunlight into our home, warming it up) in place of a nice iron fence, complaints about my motorcycle’s noise, in which one day, the cops came to my door and asked about it (hey, that’s what motorcycles do! And now that there is barely any parking,…

Not that I don’t trust you, Mike, but now I have to try it.

Please tell me you kicked them in the gut.

BREATH OF THE WILD!!!!!! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!!!!!! BREATH OF THE WILD!!!!!!!!

I’ll tell you what I’m not playing:

Allow me to be the mediator.