[Eight Anthony Kiedis/RCP jokes redacted due to insensitivity]

Of all of the historical events in which Forrest Gump was directly involved in, which one was he most proud of?

What is the worst thing about Pat Boone's herpes?

Why does KFC come in a bucket?

What's the worst thing… the WORST THING … about buying used toilets on Craigslist?

Out of character: glad it's funny, I really hope you don't get fired. Unless you're aiming for a different job of course.

What is the difference between Donald Trump and the American Flag?

Why does Arby's put so much mayonnaise on their sandwiches?