Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Awesome comment

Awesome comment

I think it already won

My people have been eating tofu for 5,000 years. Have we been duped all this time?

1. It tastes nothing like what you suggest.

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Kate, Kate, you have never been so right in your life. Kevin has been more wrong, though (specifically, mayo on hot dogs.)

I’m sorry, but that headline and graphic had me anticipating something much, much more ambitious than a set of sausages with toppings inspired by the flavors of other dishes (well, 5 dishes and 1 liqueur).

I was literally expecting a pizza run through the grinder into some sort of casing and then grilled and dropped on…

What would I rather have on a breakfast sandwich? Sausage.

I disagree

Corrections Officers are almost certainly worse than cops. They’re fail cops. I’ve heard from a few cops that no one wants to work with ex-COs, because they’re all nuts and super horny to fuck someone up. And that’s coming from cops. 

The challenge started with someone describing the central purpose of their job. Is this what corrections officers think their job is?

That initial falsetto portion really caught me off guard.

Finally, Olés are served in a small cup, which is much more easily manipulated as you’re exiting a drive-thru than a flimsy French-fry bag. It even fits in a car cupholder.

They also got local musician Mark Mallman to write this jingle that manages to be fantastic and terrible at the same time.

I have once driven two hours (one-way) to get Potato Ole’s. I am not ashamed of this fact.  Don’t miss getting them with ranch.  It makes the best dipping sauce.

Make hay while the sun shines. 

HOW TO COOK A FUCKING PORK CHOP:

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?