Take the money and run.

The vodka issue aside, TV and movies have done serious damage to proper martinis.

Really, really good booze can definitely be had neat.

Counterpoint: Scam rich people and do SCIENCE!

So, weirdly, you went too fancy with your beer.

I agree, but Should and Is aren’t necessarily connected when it comes to law, especially criminal law.

Just a quick google shows that Felony Official Misconduct and Felony Aggravated Assault have the same penalty in Florida.

Usually I’ve had a pretty clear frontrunner on these, but this was a tough one.

Which is legal if you own the original cart.

My dad has surgery for a lump on his jaw a while back. They had to put a drainage tube in running almost from the hinge in his jaw to his chin.

The last half hour is pretty good when they actually raid some tombs, but it takes FOR EV ER to get going.

Takes one to know one.

BUT WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?

The Kitchen Aid one is really interesting in that it’s stayed relevant for so long... because it was overengineered at the beginning, with no planned obsolescence. And that’s why they’re still hanging out.

Ketchup is fine on hot dogs.

A good cheese and a good cheese after it’s been emulsified can be totally different things.

They recently updated the recipe, and while it still doesn’t replace a good proper burger, they’re easily better than the normal fast food level ground beef these places use.

We’re still in Act 2. There’s time.

So, it took a while, but I think I’ve figured it out.

As delightful as that would be, I would much rather see his kids and Kushner nailed to the wall. Trump is hilariously ineffective in the day to day.