While highly illegal, the JUST thing to do in this case would be to just massacre that data. Change everything. Rename everybody Mickey Mouse. Mark them all deceased. Change their registered address to somewhere in Mexico. Force them to deal with it.

I feel like a stick of butter for 3lbs of potatoes might not actually be enough butter.

If you get a chance, Rogue Distillery in Portland makes a Spruce Gin.

You can always tell somebody who likes gin by if they describe as tasting like Christmas... or tasting like a Christmas tree.

Pete is a comedian, and most of them use humor as a coping mechanism. That’s why they became comedians in the first place. This is normal and healthy for him.

Crazy talk, I know.

I can’t find the picture, but someone else with an HOA and a “visible trash can” issue fixed it by putting up a little plastic fenced wall attached to the house to store them behind.

It is 3 times the 2nd most popular PG 5,578.

MAKE HER THE ON SITE WEATHER LADY.

This is evil week, not lame week.

For any cooks longer than about 2 hours, you REALLY want to cover them. Just a layer of plastic wrap works wonders, both for water loss and not turning your house into a sauna.

It’s recycled plastic and not glass... so yeah, it wins.

They sold it to their sister company or an auction lot or something, not an individual.

You probably don’t understand why we went to the moon, either.

Not that it’s available everywhere, but I will counter with Taco John’s Six Pack And A Pound as being the superior “I swear I have friends” offering:

The industry is big enough there are companies that focus entirely on edibles. They buy the oil or leaf from a grower, turn it into edibles, sell them. That’s their business model. They purchased specialized equipment for mass production and packaging that cost thousands of dollars for a product that’s going to be…

Even more important, he’d probably flip out and yell at whoever pointed it out and threaten to fire them. Nobody wants to be in that position.

Yeah... but they won’t.

This has been how they do business for decades, and no one should be surprised.

He’s an interesting fighter who’s also friends with a war criminal who’s actively putting gay dudes in concentration camps, his brother is part of the russian mob that scammed millions from their Olympics construction and is in jail for it, and he does things like offer to pay homeless guys for doing pushups and then…