If bacon prices fall, let this be the first time for me to honestly say: Thanks, Donald!

He forgot to wear his hood, obviously.

Didn’t you hear, it’s “colusion” now. Get with the times.

There’s a weird juxtaposition of “All my life I’ve craved attention” and “I literally have so much money I can spend my time doing ANYTHING” going on. So much of “who” we are is based around our goals and how we spend our day, and he doesn’t have many constraints on that anymore.

He must have done alright for somebody there to buy a case of it!

Nah.

Usually I see local stuff with hand written signs or just a bottle/can of it in front of the machine, or it’s Bud Light.

No, she’s pretty much cementing her place as a sociopath. This is just the stopped clock being on the right side of history for a minute.

They just plug into kegs, so you can do whatever with them. Usually it’s large scale cheap beers, but I’ve seen local beers in them.

Goodlatte The Younger was trying to figure out how to tell his family he was going to spend both Thanksgiving and Christmas at his in-laws this year.

I’ve run into them in the wild a few times, but it’s almost always after a renovation or new owners. I’m pretty sure they use the standard Kuerig business model where the upfront cost is low because they get you on the consumable cups.

There could be RACIST NINJAS.

You saw the Butter movie, right?

She’s MARRYING A MURDERER. Even if he’s not facing legal consequences, there are social ones to MURDERING A MAN IN HIS YARD.

The only thing standing between AJ and being a homeless crazy person yelling at inanimate objects is the part where he still has a home. Just take his money, the rest will take care of itself.

Yes. Marriage is a partnership and people come with baggage. Sometimes it’s an ex who died of cancer, sometimes it’s a crazy mother-in-law, sometimes your new husband is a murderer who gets protested. If it’s that big of a deal, don’t marry him. Problem solved.

Number 3, apparently. He could probably go back to Canada from Ireland, but when you get deported you go back to your home country, not where you crossed over from, generally. US doesn’t care if he’s got a visa for Canada or not.

It’s totally not cool. Doesn’t mean it’s not deserved.

Is part of his shtick being bad at math?

We had a supervisor at my old job who admitted once that she never hires the most qualified person in an interview, she takes the 2nd or 3rd place person. Because anybody who’s too good will leave her team, and the runner ups have more loyalty.