Well, yeah, we knew there’d be a dozen other women after the picture last week. It would be nice if he could resign now and let everyone get on with things. Unlike Moore, he actually seems to give a shit about his party, and it would be for the best.

I mean, seriously, why did they even need a poet for the inauguration?

You, however, can fuck off.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

And I would tell him to open the airlock

I feel like all of Dave’s time on Kinja has been leading to this moment.

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

Great suggestions. Rather than a paid app, why not use Google Voice? Set up a few Google accounts (bonus: extra email addresses you can use for basically the same purposes as above), and sign each up for a GV account. The only downside is that you can only attach two GV numbers to a “real” number, so only two GV…

Since when does the losing team take a knee?

IT WAS A CATCH

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I would sum up his basic point as: you thought Brexit would fail, right? Well, you need to see that as a model for this election. The markets, the Tories, the Liberal Party, everybody thought Remain would win, except the Exiters. And the Exiters were right. So, Clinton supporters either work a lot harder to reverse…

Are you even taking notes of the presidential election this year?

It would be cool to see any of the Seahawks join in on the protest too!

Look, instead of jumping down their throats for this, I’ll say instead, here is the invitation I imagine some white players likely felt they needed before joining in. The ones who would be interested in joining in are probably also worried about being perceived as co-opting the movement, or being yet another…

My Patronus is a Swallow, and I couldn’t stop wondering if it was african or european.

Then your patronus is Eeyore.