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Peck’s column popped up in my newsfeed on Saturday and I read it all the way through. Within its text, one thing became clear to me (me: a 57 year old gay man who went through the early 90s in NY and LA - and all that meant, too): Peck is stuck in a time and place and suffering from arrested development. I’d wager

his second-seeded Unics Kazan gears up for a playoff game”

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Hey! My favorite topic ever, Candace Owens!

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

There are a couple of places in this state where I’m like 90% sure that Cthulu cult activity is going on, and Kimberly is one of them. The other is Cedarburg, which somehow manages to maintain three yarn stores and a yarn museum on its entirely-too-idyllic main street in this economy. Someone is fucking a fish being

Of course you’re going to get that shot blocked if you only step back once!

I’m proud to be Okogie from Muskogee,

You’re commenting on the Internet.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Fuck, now Roy Moore is going to run for Senator of Montana, too.

Frustrated college athletes across the country are begging their tutors to write a thoughtful rebuttal.

Sorry lady, I only consume former athletes’ right-wing political commentary in meme form.

It’s Schilldingers Slur.

Vous prendrez votre québécois et vous l’aimerez.

Here at Deadspin, we like to be helpful when we can, and so we have created this loop video—also known as a “GIF”—of Griffey’s swing for Noble.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.